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March 29, 2001 at 13:41:06

Promotion for Liv Tyler's new movie, 'One Night at McCool's', is kicking into high gear.

If you suddenly see Liv Tyler oozing across your Web browser as she washes a car, don't blink twice, it's really her. The promotional campaign for "One Night at McCool's" is providing content to selected Web sites to include in their content. Xenite.Org was selected to participate in the campaign and, since we love Liv Tyler, we had no problem agreeing to help the suits make millions of dollars.

The car wash scene appears to be an homage to the famous scene in "Cool Hand Luke", where Paul Newman and other inmates are tortured by a shapely young blond exhibitionist as she uses her body to wash her car.

He-men with real fortitude can torture themselves now by watching Liv soak a car as John Goodman suffers on every heterosexual male's behalf. The movie is sure to appeal to a widespread male audience.

Paul Reiser ("My Two Dads", "Mad About You") all but begs to give Dominatrix Liv legal advice.

Paul doesn't do much better as he thinks of Liv walking through a sprinkler in hot pants and a net top.

If Liv Tyler fans aren't satisfied with her appearance as Arwen in Peter Jackson's "Fellowship of the Ring", they will still have "One Night at McCool's" to remember fondly. DvD sales will undoubtedly go through the roof.

About the only things which will hurt this movie's chances of success would be bad acting, bad directing, and bad writing. But the men in the audience may not breathe long enough to notice.